A Quote by Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. — © Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.
Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Ignorance killed the cat; curiosity was framed!
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.
'Curiosity never killed this cat’ — that’s what I’d like as my epitaph.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
Curiosity might have killed the cat, but little girls usually fared much better.
And didn't they say that, although curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought the beast back?
Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.
Oh cat, I'd say, or pray: be-ootiful cat! Delicious cat! Exquisite cat! Satiny cat! Cat like a soft owl, cat with paws like moths, jewelled cat, miraculous cat! Cat, cat, cat, cat.
You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going, "Interesting words ... have you finished?" While you're shouting all this to your cat, your dog's next to you, going ... [mimes obeying all commands] "What the hell are you doing? I'm talking to the cat!" "Oh, I'm sorry!"
Curiosity killed the cat,” Fesgao remarked, his dark eyes unreadable. Aly rolled her eyes. Why did everyone say that to her? “People always forget the rest of the saying,” she complained. “‘And satisfaction brought it back.
I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all over onto the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while they are doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit.
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