A Quote by Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Steven Wright

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Steven Wright
American - Comedian
Born: December 6, 1955

I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

Mitch Hedberg

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Steven Wright

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Charles M. Schulz

I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a regular oven.

James May

I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the oven an hour later, they were raw - the oven wasn't working. I didn't know what to do. I couldn't borrow an oven and I didn't want to waste the batter, so I came up with the idea of steaming them and they came out great! Thick and fudgy, like pudding cake. That happy accident was always in the back of mind.

Michele Scicolone

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

Erykah Badu

We have instant pudding, instant photos, instant coffee—but there are no instant adults.

Jim Trelease

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

Joan Ryan

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Mitch Hedberg

The only time I'll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I've left too long before drinking.

Mary Berry

He put the coffee in the cup. He put the milk in the cup of coffee. He put the sugar in the white coffee, with the tea-spoon he stirred. He drank the white coffee and he put the cup down. Without speaking to me.

Jacques Prevert

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

Charles Petzold

I think one day I can make a book about coffee shops in Hong Kong. I spent almost most of my time in coffee shops, in different coffee shops.

Wong Kar-wai

I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?

Janet Evanovich

I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10 - 12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.

Sandra Lee

I definitely pack coffee if I'm going someplace where it might not be available. When I went to Afghanistan in 2011, I brought a bunch of instant coffee. I didn't need to do that, of course, because army people drink industrial-strength coffee and have it going 24/7.

Jake Tapper

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