A Quote by Steven Wright

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. — © Steven Wright
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?
The publishers, as I remember at the very beginning of my career, wrote letters with their fountain pens. A letter is different from a phone call or fax. It's a different kind of intimacy. That pervaded the entire business of writing and publishing.
Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed. Still, I'm doing the little FAX thing. I write little HAIKU things and FAX them around to everyone. When I pass people in the hall at work, I get totally ZEN right in everyone's hostile little FACE.
Although an impressive amount of business and social interaction takes place over the telephone and fax, by e-mail, or in person today, the well-written letter remains a staple of business success and one of the strongest connecting links between human beings.
If it ain't baroque, don't fax it.
I can't fax you my love, I can't email my heart.
I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine
I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.
Fax me a fact, and I'll telegram a hologram.
Dollar bills have absolutely no value except in our collective imagination, but everybody believes in the dollar bill.
I don't watch TV. I don't use a computer, a fax or a cellphone.
Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.
Please accept this humble fax. My love for you is without wax.
I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.
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