A Quote by Terry Pratchett

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.
In England, it's now Sir Ben. Mister has just disappeared. It's not even on my passport anymore. They've taken Mister away from me.
He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.
You don't have to call me 'Mister', Mister; The whole world called me 'Hank'!
Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.
When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?
Don't you understand, mister, you are royalty and God has chosen you to be priest of your home?
Mister, we deal in lead.
Don't mess with Mister Inbetween.
All right mister, let me tell you that winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, give more than anyone else.
Mister Cee's a legend, man.
It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.
Out of our way mister, you best keep.
Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.
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