A Quote by Terry Pratchett

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

Terry Pratchett

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Catch Friend Mister Safety Your

Quote Author

Terry Pratchett
English - Author
April 28, 1948 - March 12, 2015

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.

Terry Pratchett

In England, it's now Sir Ben. Mister has just disappeared. It's not even on my passport anymore. They've taken Mister away from me.

Ben Kingsley

You don't have to call me 'Mister', Mister; The whole world called me 'Hank'!

David Allan Coe

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.

Jim Butcher

Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.

Bill Hicks

Don't you understand, mister, you are royalty and God has chosen you to be priest of your home?

Tony Evans

Mister, we deal in lead.

Stephen King

Don't mess with Mister Inbetween.

Johnny Mercer

Mister Cee's a legend, man.

Fat Joe

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.

Stephen Colbert

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Jim Backus

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.

John Wayne

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

Michael Buckley

It's funny because you start watching Mister Rogers so young, it's sort of in this subliminal part of your brain. I think that's why people have such a visceral reaction to him.