A Quote by Terry Pratchett

Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!

Terry Pratchett

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Act Bald Confronting Little Man Smiling

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Terry Pratchett
English - Author
April 28, 1948 - March 12, 2015

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

Fred Astaire

It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who gets bald on the crown of his head is a lover. It follows, certainly, that a man who gets bald all over his head thinks he's a lover.

L. M. Boyd

There was once a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but — whack — his palm came on his head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.

Aesop

I was a young actor who was bald, but at that time, there was a thing on television that - there was a prototype or a stereotype of a principal who was bald and mean with glasses, or there was... the angry boss who was bald.

Jeffrey Tambor

I've always wanted to be bald. I mean it, completely bald. Wouldn't it be great to be bald in the rain?

Harrison Ford

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

Elayne Boosler

Everybody knows that smiling is for little girls, the gays and certain kinds of fish who are smiling by accident.

Buddy Wakefield

As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.

Steve Rushin

Look, I'm smiling at you, I'm smiling in you, I'm smiling through you. How can I be dead if I breathe in every quiver of your hand?

Andrei Sinyavsky

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.

Karl Pilkington

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

Persis Khambatta

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

Matthew Arnold

When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.

Gail Porter

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

Julio Iglesias

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child.