A Quote by Theophilus London

I dont have a license, but I do drive. — © Theophilus London
I dont have a license, but I do drive.
We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my car. If you're going to do my hair later you have to have a license... We don't require a license to own a firearm?
We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my car. If you’re going to do my hair later you have to have a license ... We don’t require a license to own a firearm?
You cannot drive the car if you do not have a driver's license. You cannot do brain surgery if you are not a brain surgeon. You cannot even do a massage if you don't have a license.
Not only do I not drive, I don't have my driver's license; there's a story there, but the upshot is that I spent my high school years an ardent environmentalist and workout junkie who wanted to save the environment, burn calories, and have my boyfriends drive me around.
I got my driver's license in Milan, so if you can drive in Milan you can drive all over the world.
I don't have a license, but I do drive.
I dont hate it he thought, panting in the cold air, the iron New England dark; I dont. I dont! I dont hate it! I dont hate it!
Some years ago, someone had come up with the idea that the State should hold all Titles to vehicles, mailing a Certificate of Title to the 'owners'. This created a legal fiction that the State owned the vehicles. Drivers were thus driving a State owned vehicle, mandating drivers must have a license to drive a State vehicle, which was false. The State reaped many millions with its drivers license scam, and began issuing heavy fines for not having a State license.
I dont mean to in any way impugn the makers of Bentley, but that car is nuts. When I do drive, I drive a Toyota Prius. So driving around the streets of Albuquerque in a Bentley made me feel so fake-a-rooney.
My dirty little secret is I don't drive at all, though I have my license and I renew it every five years. I'm phobic. I keep worrying if I drive, I'll end up killing someone. I hoped that by writing about a car crash, I might understand and heal this phobia, but I didn't! I'm still phobic.
My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.
If you don't have an ethic of conservation, you basically have a license to drive a Hummer through the Amazon.
I don't drive because I failed eight times and never got my license.
I dont play golf or tennis, I dont ski, I dont snowboard. If you love what you do, you never get enough of it.
To be able to drive a rickshaw legally, I had to get an international motorcycle license in L.A., which I have now.
A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.
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