A Quote by Thom Yorke

I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.
One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.
i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.
Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.
I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
We've made a lot of party music; we're definitely not Thom Yorke. But there's also depth to our records; we get emotional.
I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.
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