A Quote by Thom Yorke

I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.

Thom Yorke

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Thom Yorke
English - Musician
Born: October 7, 1968

The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.

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One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

Thom Yorke

Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.

Thom Yorke

My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.

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I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

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I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.

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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.

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If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.

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i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.

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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain

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I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

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If Radiohead made a video where Thom Yorke was featured more than the other members, nobody would say anything.