A Quote by Thom Yorke

If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise. — © Thom Yorke
If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.
The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.
My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.
I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
My thing is I'd love to be friends with Thom Yorke but if he wasn't a nice guy it would ruin everything for me, I probably wouldn't be able to listen to his music.
If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.
If Radiohead made a video where Thom Yorke was featured more than the other members, nobody would say anything.
i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.
I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke
And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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