A Quote by Tim Vine

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

Tim Vine

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Tim Vine
British - Comedian
Born: March 4, 1967

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

Stephen Hawking

All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame is finally strong enough to lever me upright.

Isaac Marion

There is too much life to be lived for you to hit the snooze button. In fact, I believe it is 'seize the day', not 'snooze the day!'

Hal Elrod

There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels

Jill Shalvis

Trust me: I do hit the snooze button about 4 times.

Tamron Hall

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.

Mitch Hedberg

The universe is not short on wake-up calls. We’re just quick to hit the snooze button.

Brene Brown

I write everything as a wake-up call to myself and others, to anyone who may have gotten tired of hitting the snooze button.

Anne Lamott

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.

Catherynne M. Valente

My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.

Willie Geist

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Joan Rivers

People who are lazy may smoke pot and remain lazy. That is aging the person finding a drug to help one create the vegetable style the person wants, as the person cannot live in the real world.

Steven Machat

If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

Demetri Martin

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

Bob Monkhouse

With a chemical alarm, you're going to build one that is oversensitive because you would rather the alarm go off and give you a false alarm than to err on the other side

Norman Schwarzkopf

With a chemical alarm, you're going to build one that is oversensitive because you would rather the alarm go off and give you a false alarm than to err on the other side.

Norman Schwarzkopf

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