A Quote by Tom Waits

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Tom Waits

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Better Crack Dawn Horny Out Watch

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Tom Waits
American - Musician
Born: December 7, 1949

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

John Sandford

Being raised Muslim, we had to get up at the crack of dawn to pray. There was no sleeping in, no getting up Saturday morning to watch cartoons because there was no TV in the house. But you got up and you worked, cleaned the house.

Malik Yoba

I'm up at the crack of dawn.

Dennis Skinner

Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.

Whitney Houston

If you can look back and say, "The economy's better. Our security's better. The environment's better. Our kids' education is better," if you can say that you've made things better, then considering all the challenges out there, you should feel good. But I'm the first to acknowledge that I did not crack the code in terms of reducing this partisan fever.

Barack Obama

To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.

Neil Gaiman

I'm a shockingly bad sleeper. In bed very late. Awake at the crack of dawn.

Andy Serkis

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack.

D. H. Lawrence

Every climb is different. The Dawn Wall was so dry and aggressive that my fingers would dry out to the point where they would crack. So I actually had to add as much moisture as possible.

Tommy Caldwell

Flying is so miserable these days. You have to go through security, and get up at the crack of dawn.

John Waite

I told you that I love you, I was only telling a lie. I'll be long gone come the crack of dawn and I believe the word is goodbye.

James Taylor

I'm very good at getting up in the morning - so much of my life has been spent on film sets where we start at the crack of dawn.

Joanna Lumley

You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town

Maud Lindsay

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Bill Hicks

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.