A Quote by Tug McGraw

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Tug McGraw

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Tug McGraw
American - Athlete
August 30, 1944 - January 5, 2004

I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

Joe Namath

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Tug McGraw

Fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf.

Lloyd Bentsen

I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.

Tug McGraw

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

Tug McGraw

If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.

Nicky Gumbel

I hate baseball. It's dull. Nothing happens. It's like watching grass - no, Astroturf - grow

Jeff Jarvis

The grass is always greener on the other side - until you get there and see it's AstroTurf. Symbols are never reality. Someone might have amassed material success and fame, but that doesn't mean they're happy. So, don't go judging a person's life by the cover.

Karen Salmansohn

The White House is dismissing these town hall fireworks as AstroTurf movements which means it`s the opposite of a true grass roots movement.

Chuck Todd

I skied on Astroturf and PVC pipe on the slope in my backyard.

Nick Goepper

My wife's a gardener. I'd put Astroturf down everywhere, but I get outvoted one to one every year.

Ken Cuccinelli

I can't say I'm surprised: the grassroots antiwar movement keeps turning out to be MoveOn/A.N.S.W.E.R. astroturf.

Glenn Reynolds

Mothers know the difference between a broth and a consommé. And the difference between damask and chintz. And the difference between vinyl and Naugahyde. And the difference between a house and a home. And the difference between a romantic and a stalker. And the difference between a rock and a hard place.

Patricia Marx

I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club.