A Quote by W. C. Fields

I'm looking for loopholes. — © W. C. Fields
I'm looking for loopholes.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
We do live in an environment of crony capitalism, and the main reason we do is that loopholes are for sale, and both parties have their hands out through those loopholes.
We've got an extraordinarily complex tax system that's full of loopholes that are exploited by special interests. I'd like to see those loopholes closed.
I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
I do not think we should tax people to a point where they are looking for tax loopholes and getting their money out of the country.
Why is an accountant who knows the regulation and codes and takes advantage of tax loopholes that save you thousands of dollars each year good, But SEO's who take advantages of loopholes and flaws in Google's algorithm to bring you traffic that makes you thousands of dollars bad?
When giant companies wanted more tax loopholes, Washington got it done. When huge energy companies wanted to tear up our environment, Washington got it done. When enormous Wall Street banks wanted new regulatory loopholes, Washington got it done. No gridlock there!
When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. If he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, he is looking for wisdom. But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he's looking for another man.
I'm searching for loopholes.
Closing tax loopholes has to be part of the revenue equation.
Foreign agents are taking advantage of loopholes in our laws.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
We can find loopholes in a lot of things if we want to bend the rules of the church.
A lot of the people that are poor take advantage of loopholes and pay no taxes.
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