A Quote by W. C. Fields

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him! — © W. C. Fields
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
One pair rarely wins an Omaha pot, even if that pair is aces. In Hold'em, on the other hand, a pair of aces is right around the average winning hand.
I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.
Some people get dealt all the aces in life.
Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.
Reforms come from the bottom. No man with four aces requests a new deal.
A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.
On the four aces doom'd to roll.
I mean maybe I was holding all the aces, but what was the game?
He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
When [the magician] clicks his fingers and cards change to the four aces, we know we have experienced sleight of hand. Real magic would not be quite that quick and easy. Real magic would take investment. Real magic would draw you in, and make you nervous.
None of us have any control over the deck or the hand we've been dealt. What we do have is total responibility as to how we play the hand.
I loved the idea of a girl going into a dark alley, and a monster comes, and then she just aces him. It’s like, you want to see the tiny person suddenly take control. God, my whole career is basically about that!
I love hitting aces. It's not easy, but it makes your life a lot easier.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
The Four Aces asked me if I'd like to sing with them as they didn't really have a lead singer.
We gentlemen, whose chariot's roll only upon the four aces, are apt to have a wheel out of order.
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