A Quote by W. C. Fields
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
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As a child, I had to get up early for school or work. I'd get ready by myself. I'd set my alarm to wake me up very early in the morning, and be off to work, the family driver driving me every morning. I did it alone, my parents never coming in to wake me up.
My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning, for example homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework, see? Nothing. Our existence she said is the same way. You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you'll forget why.
In the morning, instead of saying to yourself, ‘I got to wake up’ say ‘I get to wake up!’
It seems to me madness to wake up in the morning and do something other than paint, considering that one may not wake up the following morning.
I used to wake up in the morning and say, 'Oh, God.' Now I wake up in the morning and look forward to life.
Good Lord's been kind to me, that's all I can say. I wake up in the morning with music in my head a lot of times. I won't say every morning, but I wake up in the morning sometimes with eight bars in my head and I just go to the piano.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
All I can do is wake up in the morning and go to the practice facility with a smile on my face and experience something every single game.
I wake up every morning literally with a smile on my face, grateful for another day I never thought I'd see.
Always wake up with a smile on your face, because a lot of people who went to sleep last night are not with us this morning.
I wake up every morning literally with a smile on my face, grateful for another day I never thought I would see.
I couldn't be luckier to wake up every morning and be so excited to get to work, even if it's five in the morning.
When I wake up in the morning I want to feel hungry for life. Desire is what drives me. When I go to sleep, I feel I have experienced a small death, so that I can wake up in the morning renewed and reborn.
Generally, when I wake up in the morning I set out a series of problems for myself and I write them down, and when I'm sleeping, my mind solves the problems. When I wake up in the morning, I have more clarity on the issue.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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