A Quote by W. C. Fields
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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Even if we can agree that some things are natural and some are not, what follows from this? The answer is: nothing. There is no factual reason to suppose that what is natural is good (or at least better) and what is unnatural is bad (or at least worse).
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
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it sounds obvious, but I wanted to say it.
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