A Quote by Wanderlei Silva

I don't like jokes.

Wanderlei Silva

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Wanderlei Silva
Brazilian - Mixed Martial Artist
Born: July 3, 1976

I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I'm both. Well, I'm not black - but if I was then I could dance better.

Iliza Shlesinger

I had a moment where I was onstage once... As a comedian, you just think, 'Be funny as possible all the time - like, funny at all costs - jokes, jokes, jokes.' That's how my mentality was.

Whitney Cummings

I do like a well-written sketch with a bunch of jokes in it, and I like stand-up with good jokes in it it.

Lenny Henry

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

Mike Myers

Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new jokes. I've written jokes as good as 'Roxanne', I believe. But I can't tell them again.

Chris Rock

I don't like the pressure to try to tell the best jokes. I'm not good at jokes.

Will Forte

I use mother-in-law jokes, kid jokes, tax jokes - anything that works.

Nipsey Russell

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

James DeGale

I am absolutely okay with jokes on me now, but initially, yes, I was perturbed ki why me? I am not a personality on whom jokes are made randomly. Later, I was like, if everyone is enjoying jokes on me, even I should laugh it off instead of opposing them.

Alok Nath

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

Fred Allen

A lot of people get into stand-up as a back door into acting or something. But I really like writing jokes and telling jokes.

Ali Wong

People would say, "Oh, you say you just do jokes." I don't just do jokes. I do jokes. Jokes are important. They saved my life when I was younger. Hopefully we're making things nicer at the end of the day for people. That's the entire goal, and that's the touchstone and the North Star for the tone.

Stephen Colbert

I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.

Engelbert Humperdinck

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.