A Quote by Will Ferrell

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

Will Ferrell

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Fastest Get Laid Paid

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Will Ferrell
American - Comedian
Born: July 16, 1967

We get paid based on where we are in the Constructors' Championship so therefore we want the fastest and best drivers we can get in the car.

Christian Horner

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.

Murray Walker

There are too many people on horseback today trying to prove themselves, trying to prepare, trying to get faster. They haven't discovered yet that it's not the fastest who make it to race day. You only have to be the fastest of those who are left.

Maggie Stiefvater

It's not who's put up the fastest time in the world that year, or who's put up the fastest time in the previous four years, but who can get their hand on the wall first today.

Nathan Adrian

If I'm being quite honest with you, I'm the fastest YouTuber; I'm the fastest entertainer on the planet.

Logan Paul

Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.

Chris Rock

Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the land; I'm the fastest man in mixed martial arts.

Demetrious Johnson

If you're talking, you gotta back it up. When you're a little kid, and you know you're the fastest in your grade, and y'all go out for Field Day, you tell everybody you're gonna win. You're not worried about it, because you know you're the fastest.

Jalen Ramsey

Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy.

Eddie Murphy

If they're not the toughest fights I can get, then give me a complete washup, someone that'll be an easy payday. But I'd rather have the toughest fights I can get so I can get to the title the fastest way possible.

Jorge Masvidal

When I am on the track, I get the greatest joy by running the fastest.

Dutee Chand

Every time I get in the car, I'm just focused on being the fastest, trying to win the race, trying to get pole.

Daniel Ricciardo

Showing up fully exactly where you are is the fastest way to get where you want to go!

Marie Forleo

Get your mind unbound and free; and then from the loosest, highest, best place you have, with the fastest and most humorous mind you can get together, you can reach out and make a try at understanding Spirit.