A Quote by Will Rogers

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Will Rogers

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Will Rogers
American - Actor
November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Will Rogers

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

I never miss a good chance to shut up

James Patterson

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Willard Scott

Never miss a chance to shut up

Will Rogers

I'll never kick dogs, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.

Lee Van Cleef

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.

Robert Newton Peck

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred temple with drugs, alcohol, tobacco or bad food.

Ted Nugent

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Harry S. Truman

You know, on the road, I never miss a meal. I eat five, six, seven times a day, depending on when I wake up and when I got to sleep. I never miss a training day. I always get my four days out of my seven.

Warren Cuccurullo

Gossip is the currency of the discourse, so you should shut up about yourself. Never confess, never explain, never apologize, and never complain.

Dave Hickey

Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.

Lois McMaster Bujold

Never mind failures; they are quite natural, they are the beauty of life, these failures. What would life be without them? It would not be worth having if it were not for struggles. Where would be the poetry of life? Never mind the struggles, the mistakes. I never heard a cow tell a lie, but it is only a cow-never a man. So never mind these failures, these little backslidings; hold the ideal a thousand times, and if you fail a thousand times, make the attempt once more.

Swami Vivekananda

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

Mark Twain

Men even contract the dirty, filthy habit of chewing tobacco, and when the habit gets a good hold upon them they are never satisfied except when they have a wad of the stuff in their mouth. So with drinking. It is largely a habit.

Thomas Jordan Jarvis

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