A Quote by Woody Harrelson

And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

Woody Harrelson

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Alley Bowling Call

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Woody Harrelson
American - Actor
Born: July 23, 1961

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

Kevin Hart

My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.

Ozzy Osbourne

Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying.

Pete du Pont

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

Aubrey Plaza

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

John Calipari

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.

Barack Obama

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

John Gielgud

I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.

Brian Schweitzer

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

Luke Perry

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.

Edna Buchanan

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Martin Mull

We had this little yard, and during the summer holidays, when my mum and dad were working, I spent hours bowling a golf ball at a stick. Just bowling, bowling, bowling. And I got to where I could hit the stick every time, repeating the same action. That's where the darts came from.

Phil Taylor

Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.

Queen Latifah

But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set. We don't have a bowling alley in our basement. We don't have houses on the beach and one in New York and one in L.A.

Carrie Underwood

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

Dave Barry

There are times between five and seven when this house is like a bowling alley, but it's reinspired me. My acting has gotten better because of these kids. I feel the same spirit I did when I was doing Off-Broadway.

Jeffrey Tambor

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