If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner?
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us.
Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
My father, I think he played percussion in high school. My mother played piano when she was very young, but only for a brief while. I don't think she had a great teacher. In any case, neither of them were really into music at a young age.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
Didgeridoo was something I picked up while I was on tour in Australia with Peter Gabriel in '93. I found out later that it's only meant to be played by men.
Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.
A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.
One of the great things about the Roomba robot vacuum cleaner, which my company iRobot designed, is that it's too cheap not to be autonomous.
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment than the TV set.