A Quote by Yakov Smirnoff
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
The straight line is regarded as the shortest distance between two people, as if they were points.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.
A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.
Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve.
The shortest distance between two points is your mind. It's not a straight line.
A short story is the shortest distance between two points; a novel is the scenic route.
Under all conditions, well-organized violence seems to him the shortest distance between two points.
It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursuing that, you're an idiot. You're a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity.
We must remember that the shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor.
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