A Quote by Zach Galifianakis

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

Zach Galifianakis

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Acne Cafeteria Equals Gear Head Plus Table

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Zach Galifianakis
American - Actor
Born: October 1, 1969

We separated like oil and water. In the cafeteria, you'd see a table of black jocks, table of white jocks, table of rich white kids, table of Hispanic kids, table of Chinese kids, table of druggies, table of chatterboxes, and so on. Wait! There's a diverse table over there! With a few kids of different tenacities and economic status! Oh, that's the nerds. That's where I sat. We weren't cool enough for the other tables, so we didn't discriminate against anybody.

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