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Top 5 Quotes & Sayings by Jake Johannsen

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Jake Johannsen.

Last updated on November 14, 2024.

Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen is an American comedian, writer, and actor.

American - Comedian | Born: July 28, 1960

Source: Wikipedia

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too. — © Jake Johannsen

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too.

Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen

People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen

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