Top 129 Quotes & Sayings by Dave Chappelle

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Dave Chappelle.
Last updated on November 26, 2024.
Dave Chappelle

David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He is known for his satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show (2003–2006). The series ran until Chappelle quit the show in the middle of production of the third season. After a hiatus, Chappelle returned to performing stand-up comedy across the U.S. By 2006, Chappelle was called the "comic genius of America" by Esquire and, in 2013, "the best" by a Billboard writer. In 2017, Rolling Stone ranked him No. 9 in their "50 Best Stand Up Comics of All Time".

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. — © Dave Chappelle
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. — © Dave Chappelle
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
America, I appreciate you liking me.
I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.
There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
I'm an introspective dude.
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
I got a lot of positive people around me.
People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.' — © Dave Chappelle
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
I love my jokes.
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.
Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.
I love Ohio.
Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say 'their life' I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. — © Dave Chappelle
I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
My generation is under-entertained.
When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.
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