Top 2 Quotes & Sayings by Carl Barron

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an Australian comedian Carl Barron.
Last updated on October 27, 2024.
Carl Barron

Carl Barron is an Australian theatre and television comedian. His style is based on observational humour.

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — © Carl Barron
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
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