Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Mike Penner

Christmas dresser feeling pleasure

There's nothing wrong with the Little League World Series that locking out the adults couldn't cure.

And you want to know why track and field is dying in this country? Kids today can watch Kobe Bryant go end-to-end and Randy Moss run a down-and-out and Ichiro Suzuki go from first to third and they will see it start to finish, in real time, the outcome happening before their eyes. But the men's 400 relay finals at the world championships? On your mark, get set . . . we'll show it to you in four hours on another network.