Top 13 Quotes & Sayings by Maureen Lipman

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English actress Maureen Lipman.

Last updated on November 10, 2024.

Dame Maureen Diane Lipman is an English actress, writer and comedian. She trained at the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art and her stage work has included appearances with the National Theatre and the Royal Shakespeare Company. She was made a dame in the 2020 Queen's Birthday Honours for services to charity, entertainment and the arts.

English - Actress | Born: May 10, 1946

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I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

Maureen Lipman

My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

Maureen Lipman

Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

Maureen Lipman

As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

Maureen Lipman

What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

Maureen Lipman

Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

Maureen Lipman

Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power Plate® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I know I can be at my desk by 10.15am and I can even fit in a workout before rehearsals. Power Plate® exercise is not at all intimidating, and I know that in a short session I have had a complete workout.

Maureen Lipman

You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.

Maureen Lipman

Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.

Maureen Lipman

Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.

Maureen Lipman

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

Maureen Lipman

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

Maureen Lipman

Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.