A Quote by Alex Horne

Eleven years ago, my wife and I had had a baby, so I didn't go to Edinburgh Fringe for the first time in years. Tim Key won the comedy award and I was sat at home with the baby feeling very jealous, genuinely.

Alex Horne

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Alex Horne
British - Comedian
Born: September 10, 1978

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