A Quote by Ari Shaffir
I used to get a lot of death threats. After a while I realized that no one's gonna do anything or they would've.
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We get death threats, kidnapping threats. The press criticizes my weight. It's just the English way.
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I used to get pissed every day. I would wake up and pick up my phone and look at the alerts, and it's like, "What am I gonna read today?" But then I realized I needed to try and be as grateful as I could possibly be. What we're in need of is a greater leadership that's inclusive and truly hears the people and doesn't have a knee-jerk reaction out of anger. Scenarios like this, while divisive, also clarify what we really want in the future. And we'll have a chance in a few years to cast another vote, and we'll see where the American people are when that time comes.
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