A Quote by Bill Bailey

The Lib Dems are such terrible ditherers. — © Bill Bailey
The Lib Dems are such terrible ditherers.

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In the 1990s, the Lib Dems won a string of byelections at the expense of struggling Conservative governments. Christchurch, Ribble Valley and Eastbourne went straight back to the Tories at the next general election, but the Lib Dems held their later byelection gains - Eastleigh, Newbury and Romsey - in at least two subsequent general elections.
One of the things I love most about Lib Dem members is that for all our policy disagreements, we agree on why we're Lib Dems in the first place.
The great advantage of the Lib Dems is precisely that no-one knows what they stand for.
What the Lib Dems have failed to do is offer any meaningful agenda for government or for power.
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
No one with a bad tie is getting my vote. Some Lib Dems wear the most shockingly awful ties.
I got a call from the Lib Dems. They wanted to upgrade their databases and voter targeting. So, I combined working for them with studying for my degree.
The Lib-Dems are sidekicks. They were born to be sidekicks and that's what they should concentrate on being.
Liberalism is correlated with high openness and low conscientiousness, and when you think of Lib Dems they're absent-minded professors and hippies. They're the early adopters... they're highly open to new ideas.
Our tired, old politics is tearing at the seams. The Lib Dems have returned to their local roots, just as a more pluralist politics is desperately needed.
The Tories and the Lib Dems talk about social mobility, but, short of winning the lottery, the only way to guarantee young people from all backgrounds the opportunity to do better and to raise aspirations is through education.
What's the difference between the Lib-Dems and a supermarket trolley? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Although there's a lot of focus on the Lib Dems, we need to keep our eyes on the far right of the Tories, who I suspect will become increasingly impatient in their appetite for tax cuts, deregulation and shrinking the state even further.
So our problem is not Labour, it is us, is making us attractive enough to gain disillusioned Labour support and to compete effectively with the Lib Dems for those loose votes.
I'm not an ad-libber. If I'm asked to ad-lib, I can ad-lib forever and it's really fun to do that, but I find that well-written scripts are put together very carefully. Once you start to ad-lib and add words to sentences, there's a slacking that happens. When it's good writing, it's taut. I'm not judging people who do ad-lib.
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