A Quote by Bill Watterson
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you.” "See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?” “Sure, I’m hungry too
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My mom says I'm her lamb.
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Just the way I am.
My mom says I'm a super-special wonderful terrific little guy.
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