A Quote by Jay Baruchel

I count absolutely no chickens before they're hatched. In fact, I assume they're all dead in their shells, inside their eggs.

Jay Baruchel

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Jay Baruchel
Canadian - Actor

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.

Oscar Wilde

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.

Aesop

If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.

Bobby Robson

Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.

Miguel de Cervantes

My biggest faults is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year. It's like I was raising chickens inside me. The chickens lay eggs and the eggs hatch into other chickens, which then lay eggs. Is this any way to live a life? What with all these faults I've got going, I have to wonder. Sure, I get by. But in the end, that's not the question, is it?

Haruki Murakami

I haven't checked, but I highly suspect that chickens evolved from an egg-laying ancestor, which would mean that there were, in fact, eggs before there were chickens. Genius.

Ta-Nehisi Coates

I've never counted my chickens before they've hatched.

Eric Kripke

Don't put eggs under dead chickens.

Howard G. Hendricks

The plan of "counting the chickens before they are hatched" is an error of ancient date, but it does not seem to improve by age.

P. T. Barnum

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket

Bobby Robson

Don't count your chickens before they egg.

Ross O'Donovan

Sometimes people count their chickens before they hatch.

Paul Walker

Anyone who has kids knows that children like to be around chickens, goats, whatever. My kid loves to go out and feed the chickens and collect the eggs. It's a nice way of living.

Novella Carpenter

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.

Christian McKay

So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.

Mark Forsyth

Purposes, like eggs, unless they be hatched into action, will run into rottenness.

Samuel Smiles

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