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President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.
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The air in a man's lungs 10,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 atoms, so that sooner or later every one of us breathes an atom that has been breathed before by anyone you can think of who has ever lived - Michelangelo or George Washington or Moses.
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