A Quote by James Norton

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.

James Norton

Quote Topics

Bicycle Date First First Date Girlfriend Police Way

Quote Author

James Norton
English - Actor
Born: 1985

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