A Quote by Jen Kirkman

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Jen Kirkman

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Jen Kirkman
American - Comedian
Born: August 28, 1974

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Charles Bukowski

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Carl Safina

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Ron Lewis

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Heston Blumenthal

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Arthur Hertzberg

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Richard Thaler

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