A Quote by Jeff Ross

My best friend is disabled. There's nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That's the insult.

Jeff Ross

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Being Best Best Friend Disabled Friend Gloves Hates Insult Jokes Kid Left Left Out More My Best Friend Nothing Out Than Treated

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Jeff Ross
American - Comedian
Born: September 13, 1965

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If we treated ourselves as well as we treated our best friend, can you imagine?

Meghan Markle

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Thomas S. Monson

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Thomas Moore

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Fran Lebowitz

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Michael Sata

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Lionel Messi

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Andreas Capellanus

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