A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

I look at my faith like a room, and there was all of this furniture in there, but I had inherited most of the furniture. Then, when I got divorced, I took everything out just to see how I was going to refurnish the room, and that was a very essential step in my life. It was great.

Pete Holmes

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Television is hypnotic, and it hides among the furniture of your living room. It doesn't reveal itself, but it distorts everything.

Richard Dreyfuss

You see, Greg, my mother is going through a feline phase. Blinky is a Persian,' Hale said simply, as if that should explain everything. 'Binky has a nasty habit of shedding all over the living room furniture, you see.' Gregory Wainwright nodded as if he understood perfectly. 'And so we had to get new living room furniture, which, unfortunately, does not go with the Monet.' Kat stood there for a moment, staring into that small window of the world where someone would tire of a Monet simply because it clashed with the couch.

Ally Carter

If you do something really cognitively demanding, like buying furniture, it turns out buying furniture is one of the most difficult things we do. Go into a furniture store and look at a sofa.

David Brooks

Having bought furniture for my own house, and bought furniture for our house in Washington, a furniture store seemed like a good idea, and it also played into my personal history.

Elizabeth Edwards

I used to love a well-arranged room: the furniture, the fabric, the lighting.

Aerin Lauder

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room.

Lisa Alther

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Les Dawson

Perhaps I could best describe my experience of doing mathematics in terms of entering a dark mansion. You go into the first room and it's dark, completely dark. You stumble around, bumping into the furniture. Gradually, you learn where each piece of furniture is. And finally, after six months or so, you find the light switch and turn it on. Suddenly, it's all illuminated and you can see exactly where you were. Then you enter the next dark room.

Andrew Wiles

I was barely in grade school when I helped my mother rearrange the living room furniture for the first time.

Nate Berkus

Furniture! Thank God, I can sit and I can stand without the aid of a furniture warehouse.

Henry David Thoreau

That furniture cost me a fortune! It's designer furniture." "Designed by whom ? Darth Vader ? The Hitler Youth ?

Jennifer Crusie

Italy is famous for fashion, food, Ferrari, and furniture - furniture was a segment where the companies in the high end are all small.

Luca Cordero di Montezemolo

I always bring divining rods when I'm on tour because you can change energy streams by moving furniture around your hotel room.

Chris de Burgh

No one with a living room radio that was a piece of furniture at the time would say, gee. I want to carry that around on my hip pocket. That was not a thought until NASA initiated this whole exercise. So there's an influence that's not just spinoff.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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