A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

Si Robertson

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

J. B. Smoove

I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

Stephen Fry

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

Sue Lawley

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

Jeff Foxworthy

The true test of a man's style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how their hair is styled, whether it's trendy or not. A man can change his haircut many times, but to pull off any haircut, you have to be very chic. Like Brad Pitt.

Carine Roitfeld

Real poetry is a party, a wild party, a party where anything might happen. A party from which you may never return home.

Dorothea Lasky

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Wes Smith

I'd say that every haircut I've had has been a bad haircut.

Joe Keery

For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and fresh and tight. I actually go to the barbershop every five days. As soon as your haircut is on point, you have to make sure your outfit is fully ironed, you smell good, and you have clean sneakers on. Pretty much the head-to-toe look.