A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

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You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

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You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

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You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

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You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

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You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

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You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

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You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Jeff Foxworthy

Increasingly, we will be faced with a choice: whether to keep the oceans for wild fish or farmed fish. Farming domesticated species in close proximity with wild fish will mean that domesticated fish always win. Nobody in the world of policy appears to be asking what is best for society, wild fish or farmed fish. And what sort of farmed fish, anyway? Were this question to be asked, and answered honestly, we might find that our interests lay in prioritizing wild fish and making their ecosystems more productive by leaving them alone enough of the time.

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