A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

The ideal kitchen-sink novel: Throw in everything but the kitchen sink. Then add the kitchen sink.

Edward Abbey

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

Jeff Foxworthy

Life will throw everything but the kitchen sink in your path, and then it will throw the kitchen sink. It's your job to avoid the obstacles. If you let them stop you or distract you, you're not doing your job, and failing to do your job will cause regrets that paralyze you more than a bad back.

Andre Agassi

Whether it's a letter, song lyrics, part of a novel, or instructions on how to fix a kitchen sink, it's writing. You keep your craft honed, you acquire the discipline to finish things. You turn into a self-taskmaster.

Jimmy Buffett

I got very cross with the term, kitchen sink. It just meant that you invaded different kinds of houses, where it was very difficult to avoid kitchen sink.

Timothy West

When you buy a gallon of gas, over 60 percent of the energy you pay for goes out the radiator in the form of waste heat? That's why you have a radiator in your car in the first place.

Wilson Greatbatch

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

There's no way you can use water to collect waste in zero gravity. So, basically, our toilet on shuttle operations is a vacuum cleaner. The urinal looks like a Shop-Vac hose. It has different-shaped fronts on it for males and females to use. The urine is sucked down that hose and goes into a tank.

Mike Mullane

Nobody's going to fix the world for us, but working together, making use of technological innovations and human communities alike, we might just be able to fix it ourselves.

Jamais Cascio

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Jeff Foxworthy

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