A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

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You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

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If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

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You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Jeff Foxworthy

In the heyday of the Oscars, there were electric sparks flying. When Cher went in her fabulous Bob Mackie dress and her Mohawk, and Bjoerk with her swan dress. Then we thought it was bad taste; now I think it should have been the best dress because she stood out.

Andre Leon Talley

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

Jeff Foxworthy

My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma.

Gucci Mane

Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.

J. Cole

My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. She always gave me good advice because mothers know best at times. She gives me advice and I take it, run with it and share that with somebody else.

Jay Rock

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