A Quote by Jeffrey Donovan

Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. — © Jeffrey Donovan
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had the roll of duct tape instead, which, when you came to think about it, was a far more practical item. Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape.
People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can't beat that. Let's look for one with scotch or masking.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people.
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything.
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
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