A Quote by John Cleese

My hovercraft is full of eels. — © John Cleese
My hovercraft is full of eels.

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I have caught eels from Loch Ness, as we did a River Monsters episode which started off there. They weren't very big - just 18 inches. I'm sure there may be bigger eels, but you're only talking about 10lbs.
The apartments are made for eels.
I do have a bit of a garden, and I'd love a hovercraft to get around it - one of the big four-seater ones with the fan on the back.
Towns are full of people, houses full of tenants, hotels full of guests, trains full of travelers, cafés full of customers, parks full of promenaders, consulting-rooms of famous doctors full of patients, theatres full of spectators, and beaches full of bathers. What previously was, in general, no problem, now begins to be an everyday one, namely, to find room.
Trust is as slippery as a basket of eels sometimes.
I eat cold eels and think distant thoughts.
I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.
It is very strange that men should deny a Creator and yet attribute to themselves the power of creating eels.
They were two superior eels at the bottom of the tank and they recognized each other like italics.
Arguments are like eels: however logical, they may slip from the minds weak grasp unless fixed there by imagery and style.
Dad was a manager at Newport, over on the Isle of Wight. I remember going from Portsmouth on the hovercraft to the Isle of Wight for games with my mum.
It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.
I have caught some big eels in New Zealand, where the climate is very similar to Scotland. But they grow to around five feet long.
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
I remember watching David Beckham scoring that free-kick at Old Trafford to take England to a World Cup. Things like that stick with you. I was at Southsea, waiting to board a hovercraft for the Isle of Wight. We ended up missing it because we were more interested in watching the big screen.
Few people younger than me know that it was once normal to see fields white with mushrooms, or rivers black with eels at the autumn equinox, or that every patch of nettles was once reamed by caterpillars.
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