A Quote by Jon Stewart

Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

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Jon Stewart
American - Entertainer
Born: November 28, 1962

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer?

Terry Pratchett

I'm a positive thinker and actor. I look at a glass; a negative person sees the glass and says: too bad it's half empty... I look at the same glass and say: Hallelujah!! It's half full!!!

Maya Angelou

Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.

George Carlin

I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and call it half-empty; I see a glass that's completely full and worry that someone's going to tip it over.

Peter McWilliams

Pessimists, we're told, look at a glass containing 50% air and 50% water and see it as half empty. Optimists, in contrast, see it as half full. Engineers, of course, understand the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Bob Lewis

People tell me, "You're such an optimist". Am I an optimist? An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. A survivalist is practical. He says, "Call it what you want, but just fill the glass." I believe in filling the glass.

Louis Zamperini

If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the table?

Brad Thor

I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and deal with them.

Mark Cuban

There are lots of things, including changing the kind of inner dialog, that can mitigate anxiety. And yes, there are people who have the glass half full and glass half empty, and I'm afraid the glass is going to break and I'll cut myself on the shards.

Scott Stossel

I hate how many people think "glass half-empty" when their glass is really four-fifths full. I'm grateful when I have one drop in the glass because I know exactly what to do with it.

Gary Vaynerchuk

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

George Carlin

I always see the glass as half full and prefer to look on the bright side of life.

Alli Simpson

People are either glass-half-empty or glass-half-full. I always think hopefully.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

I like to look at the glass half full.

Abdullah II of Jordan

Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or half empty? The issue is whether it quenches your thirst.

Larry Winget

I'm not glass-half-full, glass-half-empty; I'm like, "There's a glass?"

Damon Lindelof

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