A Quote by Joel McHale

What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna, and there's a PlayStation 3 or an XBox set up there. The family is there, and there would be brand new Star Wars Lego sets so my seven-year-old and four-year-old would be the happiest people on earth. My wife could get a massage and manicure/pedicure. Oh, and pork is being fed to us all day.

Joel McHale

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Quote Author

Joel McHale
American - Comedian
Born: November 20, 1971

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Judd Apatow

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Ryan Ross

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Anne Hathaway

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Gwendolyn Brooks

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Alex Borstein

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Jack Nicklaus

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Wil Wheaton

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