A Quote by Kemp Muhl

My theory is that the only people who hate hipsters are hipsters.

Kemp Muhl

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Hate Only People Theory

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Kemp Muhl
American - Singer
Born: August 17, 1987

My theory is that the only people who hate hipsters are hipsters. Where I come from my friends and family don't even know what they are. The only people that talk about hipsters are hipsters.

Kemp Muhl

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Steven Crowder

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