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Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

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Red Buttons
American - Comedian
February 5, 1919 - July 13, 2006

Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!

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Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

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Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

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Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

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Sleeping Beauty, who said to Prince Charming, Are you sure all we did was kiss? Never got a dinner!

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Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

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You know, you never say never because before I did 'ER,' I always said 'I'll never do a TV series,' so that's what I said.

Anthony Edwards

But if it matters to you, you'll be able to choose Gryffindor over Slytherin. The Sorting Hat takes your choice into account." "Really?" "It did for me," said Harry. He had never told any of his children that before, and he saw the wonder in Albus's face when he said it.

J. K. Rowling

A man got up [after one of Huxley's 'sermons'] and said 'they had never heard anything like that in Norwich before'. Never 'did Science seem so vast and mere creeds so little'.

Adrian Desmond

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad said when the children of Israel rebelled against Moses and Aaron and did not want to leave their slavemaster to build an independent nation of their own under the guidance of God, God chastised them with fiery serpents and cockatrices. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad asked me one day, "do you know what it means fiery serpents"? I said, "no sir." He said, "It means angry White people."

Louis Farrakhan

George Washington, who said to his father, Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President? Never got a dinner!

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Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

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I adopted a motto: Never say no. Jim Morrison never said no, Kurt Cobain never said no. You couldn't have great things to write about if all you did was sit in your living room with your roommates talking about the phone bill.