A Quote by Larry David

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

Larry David

Quote Topics

Came Closest Death Degree Ever Temperature

Quote Author

Larry David
American - Actor
Born: July 2, 1947

One of the computer models for a four degree temperature rise would give rise to a 10 degree temperature rise in Africa. And bear in mind also that in the depth of an ice age the mean temperature drop compared to the present was five degrees.

Martin Rees

I remember feeling the temperature change the first time the curtain came up, the difference between the audience temperature and the stage temperature. I'll never forget it.

Sarah Paulson

We are watching things happen with one degree changes in ocean temperature that we thought wouldn't happen until there were two or three degree changes in ocean temperature. These are facts.

Jim Yong Kim

It's the closest to death I have ever been. The chemotherapy takes you as far down into hell as you've ever, ever been.

Melissa Etheridge

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

Rita Rudner

I've never dated a fictional character before. The closest I ever came was an Italian.

Woody Allen

The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death.

Duane Chapman

In the APS (American Physical Society) it is ok to discuss whether the mass of the proton changes over time and how a multi-universe behaves, but the evidence of global warming is incontrovertible? The claim (how can you measure the average temperature of the whole earth for a whole year?) is that the temperature has changed from ~288.0 to ~288.8 degree Kelvin in about 150 years, which (if true) means to me is that the temperature has been amazingly stable, and both human health and happiness have definitely improved in this 'warming' period.'

Ivar Giaever

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

Dave Attell

The closest I ever came to getting married was just before I started singing. In fact, my first record saved my neck.

Elvis Presley

We're clearly not going to stop global warming at this point. We've already raised the temperature of the planet one degree. We've got another degree in the pipeline from carbon we've already emitted. What we're talking about now is whether we're going to have a difficult, difficult century, or an impossible one.